June 2013
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer
that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
exactly
today i learned that “bae” stands for “before anyone else” and here i was thinking it was just slang for baby or something
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
Wtf hahaha
what if you’re having sex and the dragonborn accidentally Shouts and you die
I love you so much, I whisper as I hold my favorite video game.
